The cast of Short Term 12 aka I Heart John Gallagher photo by Rick Kern/Wire Image

It's the first full night of Music! It's the Interactive Awards! It's the Film Awards! There's Comedy! I just used a lot of exclamation points because that's how exciting this is!

Film Events for March 12, 7:15pm-2am

• Grow Up, Tony Phillips. From this pic all I can say is #uncannyvalley
  7:15pm, Vimeo Theater.
• SXSW Film Awards. You like me! You really like me!
  8pm, Paramount Theatre.
• SXSW Film Intermission Party presented by IMAX. I wonder if the food and drink at this party can be seen in 1.43:1?
  10pm, The Stage on Sixth.
• Cheap Thrills. This can't end well...
  11:45pm, Alamo Ritz 1.
• Kiss of the Damned. Save the vampire, save the world?
  11:45pm, Topfer Theatre at ZACH.

Interactive Events for March 12, 5pm-2am

• Bruce Sterling Closing Remarks. #beepboopbye #recycledbadjoke
  5pm, ACC, Exhibit Hall 5.
• The Interactive Awards Pre-Party and Ceremony Presented by Bloomfire. You like me! You really like me! 2.0.
  6pm, HIlton Austin Downtown.
• SXSW Interactive Accelerator Award Ceremony. One win to rule them all. Also, #innovate
  6pm, Hilton Austin Downtown, Salon A/B.
• Cirque du Soleil #EVOKE13. This is just bananas, amirite?
  8pm, ACL Live at the Moody Theater.
• The Interactive Closing Party Presented by (mt) Media Temple. Who's the special guest? I bet it's someone awesome. Mickey Mouse? No, that's not it…
  9pm, Stubb's.

Music Events for March 12, 7:30pm-2am

• Music Showcases Start tonight! Here lies the path to the Mustache Universe.
  8pm, various venues.
• Reach Records Showcase. This showcase features Lecrae. He raps. And won a Grammy. And loves God.
  8pm, 404 Austin.
•  Jimmie Dale Gilmore and Colin Gilmore. #itsafamilyaffair
  8pm, Saxon Pub.

Comedy Events for March 12, 6pm-11:30pm

• SXSW Comedy: Talkin Walkin Live Podcast Recording. Kevin Pollack as Christopher Walken sounds like a weird dream I had last night.
  6pm, Esther's Follies.
• SXSW Comedy: Nick Turner and Acquaintances. "Sketch comedy experiment."
  6:30pm, IFC Crossroads House.
• SXSW Comedy: The Chris Gethard Show. Chris Gethard is his real name. I looked that up on Wikipedia. I totes bet he never gets that one.
  10:30pm, IFC Crossroads House.
• SXSW Comedy: Robert Kelly's Nasty Show. #kindofblue
  8pm-9:30pm and 10pm-11:30pm, Esther's Follies.

Have a good time out there, boys and girls, and remember, safety first!